Welcome to Do-M Senyo Taiju Recorder (translated: Weight Recorder for Super Masochists)! This app will help you keep track of your weight loss by having you put in your height and weight, your target weight, then keeping track of how you are doing as you enter in your daily body weight.
This would be a very basic app if this was all it does, but what sets Do-M Senyo Taiju Recorder apart from the pack is that you have a ridiculously sadistic animated guide that responds to each of your daily weight reports with insulting epithets like "Why are you even alive?" and "Pig!" She's strict so that you'll keep your eyes on the prize and reach your goal.
Starting up the app for the first time, it made me enter in my height and weight, and then my target weight. I decided to max out the parameters of the app, and set my height at 10cm, weight at 299.99kg, and my target weight at 10kg. Tap OK and...
She responds with, "Are you serious with that target weight?! What are you stupid? Take a look in a mirror, you pig!"
Thank you, ma'am, may I have another?
Sure, you may feel a little bit of a shock when a friend you haven't seen in a while tells you that you're a bit chubbier than they remember, but even hearing this kind of stuff from a 2D character is still pretty shocking. Please resist the temptation to smash your smartphone.
Remember to report your body weight everyday. Let's see, my original weight was 299.99kg, and my weight today is 199.99kg, for a loss of a whopping 100kg! Gimme some praise!
"I told you to enter your weight every single day, you stupid pig! Stop skipping days!!!"
Huh what? You're...angry? Erm, thank you ma'am, may I have another?
I tried this for a number of days, and she just kept getting more and more mean to me.
Anyway, taking a look at the app description on Google Play shows a disclaimer that the app maker "doesn't respond to any complaints relating to mental distress or pain" and that they "bear no responsibility for the app; the app is the responsibility of the user." So yeah, as the app name suggests, Do-M Senyo Taiju Recorder is only for the most masochistic of chubby smartphone users.
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Time used: about 1 hour
Device used: IS12SH
OS: 2.2, 2.3
Publisher SoftLibrary Co., Ltd.
Last updated: 4/6/2013
Compatibility: Android 1.5 or higher
Translation by Jason Morgan