Just look at the happy couple above:
"I'm so lonely when you're not around, but thanks to my iPhone, I can always hear your soothing voice."
"Not just my voice anymore... How does this make you feel?" BZZZZ BZZZZ BZZZZ
And on and on and so forth... This is where we're at now, folks, right at the cutting edge of technology.
Condom maker Durex has recently released a new type of "wearable technology" called Fundawear. Let's take a peek, shall we?
Fundawear comes in both men's and women's varieties, which link up with a special iPhone app for remote control. Each set of underwear houses quite a large number of tiny little vibrators. How many? Take a look at the next pic for an idea:
That many! Impressive, eh?
As your partner moves their fingers around on the app, each of these little vibrators turns off and on depending on the location. You get the idea, right? Watch the video down below for an even closer look at these wonderpants:
In my line of work, I've tried out tons of smartphone accessories, but these people trying out Fundawear certainly seem to be having the most fun I've ever seen anyone trying out a new gadget. Especially for couples in long-distance relationships, Fundawear could help keep things romantic.
What's that? You don't have a partner to join you in your Fundawear escapades? Not to worry, take control of yourself and vibrate that loneliness away!
Translation by Jason Morgan