"Use thine own eyes to assess the size of the breasts that appear. This, Chichi-Shi, is the ultimate breast assessing app.
It's actually just a quick time-waster game with boobs, but hey, it's boobs so you know I'm there.
And unfortunately for you iPhone users, you won't be able to enjoy the pleasure that is Chichi-Shi. Don't blame the developers; they tried as hard as they could to get their game in the App Store. Send your complaints to Apple.
Anyway, to all you out there enjoying the booby wonderland that is Google Play, welcome! Let me tell you about Chichi-Shi.
Let's jump right in and start a game.
Guess the sizes of 3 pairs of boobs out of 10? Piece of cake for a master of the mammaries such as myself.
As a man with a penchant for the smaller sizes, I know a B-cup when I see one! Next!
Now it's starting to get a little difficult...
I'm starting to lose my ability to concentrate...The boobs...are so...enchanting...
But you must be vigilant! Be aware of your surroundings! You wouldn't want your wife or mother to sneak up on you and peek at your screen, now would you? Don't worry though, Chichi-Shi has your back. See that yellow exclamation point button? Go ahead, tap it.
Boom. Instant G-rated cat picture. You're safe from prying eyes. Genius.
And yet, the accurate assessment of boobs is no small feat; it requires both practice and patience. Yet, if you achieve true mastery in Chichi-Shi, you'll soon be able to put your honorable skill to the test at the beach this summer! Amaze your friend(s)! Creep out the ladies!
Go forth, hero, and make me proud.
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Time played: about 2 hours
Device used: HTC J ISW 13HT
Publisher: Team Chichi-Shi
Last updated: 3/14/2013
Compatibility: Android 2.3.3 or higher
Translation by Jason Morgan