The pic above has been making its rounds in the Japanese Twitterverse attached to the following tweet:
In response to the kitten-shaped headphone jack coverｓ, I've gone and made a boner-based one.
"What poor taste!" "Only in Japan..." I can hear you say. I wholeheartedly agree with you.
The creator of this unprecedented wiener-jack is the tech writer Masahiro Yamaguchi. Yamaguchi, inexplicably angry with the cat-shaped covers (seen here), decided to turn his creative powers to the dark side.
And yet it has been said, from time immemorial, that only a real man would cover his headphone jack with the penis of a miniature man. For this, Mr. Yamaguchi, I thank you, on behalf of all real men.
A few Twitter users have pointed out that if the cover breaks, it'll be a pain to pull out the dismembered member, which does seem to be a problem. Regardless, the picture has almost 60,000 views and continues to grow in popularity. As with the cat-shaped jack covers, we'll have to wait and see if there are any brave companies out there willing to bring this item to market.
In other news, dude's got a pretty nice ass...